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Gerome's Poems About Gnomes
Everything Is Tickitty-Boo
In The Shape Of A Weezle
Have You Ever....Read A Book?
More Gnome Poems
The Humpalump Tale
The Snoodles Of Bentwick
Billy Blue
Yerks in the Works
A Farewell To Narmes
How To Trap A Zoid
WINK
How The Grinch SAVED Christmas
The Snarfle-arfle-arfellous
Rat Hat
Waddle-Dawdle
Gobble-Dee-Gook
My Gazortenflat-Gazinta
A Poem To Read
The Boohlian Zoo
Future Titles
Have You Ever....Read A Book?


A question and answer read-along book for younger readers. Will be more effective with full page illustrations.

Have you ever.....read a book?
YES..... NO.....
I can read this one take a look.

Have you ever.....sang a song?
YES..... NO.....
I love to sing or hum along.

Have you ever.....scribbled on a wall?
YES..... NO.....
I draw on paper that is all.

Have you ever.....climbed a tree?
YES..... NO.....
I'm too young, as you can see.

Have you ever.....jumped a fence?
YES..... NO.....
Not right now in my new pants.

Have you ever....slept all day?
YES..... NO.....
I'd rather go outside and play.

Have you ever....taken a dog for a walk?
YES..... NO.....
I walk my dog around the block.

Have you ever....been stung by a bee?
YES..... NO.....
I don't bother them; they don't bother me.

Have you ever....played out in the rain?
YES..... NO.....
I got too wet to do that again.

Have you ever....dressed yourself?
YES..... NO.....
I get clean clothes from off my shelf.

Have you ever....tied your shoe?
YES..... NO.....
I'll keep trying until I do.

Have you ever....had a pillow fight?
YES..... NO.....
I swing my pillow left and right.

Have you ever....smiled just for fun?
YES..... NO.....
I always smile at everyone.

Have you ever....hugged a friend?
YES..... NO.....
I've hugged them all from end to end.

Have you ever....blown a bubble gum bubble?
YES..... NO.....
If they get too big you get in big bubble trouble.

Have you ever....stood on a river bank?
YES..... NO.....
I'd keep well back in case I sank.

Have you ever....flown a kite?
YES..... NO.....
It looks like fun, I think I might.

Have you ever....caught snowflakes on your tongue?
YES..... NO.....
I tried all day and only caught one.

Have you ever....played hide and seek?
YES..... NO.....
My friends and I play once week.

Have you ever....eaten pumpkin pie?
YES..... NO.....
There are no foods that I wont try.

Have you ever....acted like a chimpanzee?
YES..... NO.....
That would make a monkey out of me.

Have you ever....brushed your teeth?
YES..... NO.....
I brush them every time I eat.

Have you ever....hidden under your bed?
YES..... NO.....
I hide beneath the covers instead.

Have you ever....grown a beard?
YES..... NO.....
What a silly question, don't be weird.

Have you ever....cleaned your room?
YES..... NO.....
I would if I could find the broom.

Have you ever....skipped a rope?
YES..... NO.....
I jump so well I'm smooth as soap.

Have you ever....waddled like a duck?
YES..... NO.....
I scrunch right down and quack and cluck.

Have you ever....caught bugs in a jar?
YES..... NO.....
There must be thousands in my back yard.

Have you ever....counted to ten?
YES..... NO.....
I practice over and over again.

Have you ever....had a bubble-bath?
YES..... NO.....
Bubbles on my nose make me laugh.

Have you ever....been to the zoo?
YES..... NO.....
I went there once with my school.

Have you ever....wished upon a star?
YES..... NO.....
Do you know how many stars there are?

Have you ever....read a book?
YES..... NO.....
I just read this one.
Let's take another look.